5/31/11
5/27/11
Redline Track Events Evo X and others
Here are some videos and pics of the Redline Track Events races i went to It was a lot of fun. There were 2 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolutions running in the Circuit battles which is a really cool format. I didn't get to see Evo X vs Evo X but the Evos went against a WRX STI, a mini and a G35.
5/26/11
5/25/11
Top 5 Fads of the 90's
1. Slap bracelets - I remember these things in elementary school, they only lasted a day before they were banned because of kids hurting other kids with them. The word slap is in the name Duh!
2. Furby - I never owned one of these the kids I hung out with didn't think they were cool but damn I wanted one. They were everywhere.
3. Pogs
- These things were awesome! Half of the fun was trading them with friends, I don't even remember how to play but if you had a good slammer you would own everyone. 
4. Goosebumps
- I think these are the only books I wanted to read. Every cool kid read goosebumps books they even came out with a TV series.
5. LA Lights - Man these shoes were so awesome. Every kid at school had light up shoes, and you can still buy them check it out http://www.lagear.com
5/24/11
5/23/11
Song of The Day 5-23-11
My girlfriend chose the song of the day today. The Spill Canvas - All Hail The Heartbreaker
5/20/11
5/19/11
If the world was mine
1. Fridays and Mondays would be half days at work. That way we can ease in and out.
2. Las Vegas would be the capital of the world.
3. World leaders could talk out problems and if that didn't work, break out the board games.
4. If you did something stupid, you could get sued by the company for using the product or service like an asshole. So if you are overweight and died because you decided to pop a bunch of pills with ephedrine and go running in 100 degree weather, you can be sued by Xenedrine. Plus the company can sue your parents for breeding stupidity. I'm tired of stupid people fucking it up for everyone. If you spill coffee on yourself, everyone gets to laugh at you.
Every horrible crime that you commit would result in publicly televised ass fucking. Imagine how much the crime rate would go down if there were public ass fuckings. Like the days when they chopped off your head except they get 10 big dudes to just rail you in front of millions of viewers.
P. 1 "lets go rob houses for extra money"
P. 2 "no thanks man"
P. 1 "why not?"
P. 2 "because I don't want to get caught and get publicly ass fucked. I've seen the look on those dudes faces."
You know the crime rate would go down. Nobody wants to be "that guy" for the rest of his life.
5. I'd make religious people stop scaring everybody.
6. Teachers would get paid better but would have to make learning fun and not just pick up a check. There are so many ways a teacher can make the shit interesting and fun but they stick to the same program.
7. The Oscars and AVN awards would blend together, creating one long but interesting movie award show.
8. Actors and musicians wouldn't be able to talk about right and wrong. "Hey you over there. You get paid a lot of money to pretend to be people in front of a camera and you over there, you sing in rhyme. That's it. You don't know anything about reality so keep your mouth shut!" Memo to all actors and musicians: STOP TAKING YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY.
9. Everybody would be free to smoke weed and do X, as long as they ran it by me first.
10. I'd make people who hang out at abortion clinics and scare people, build houses for the poor or work in homeless shelters. If you have that much free time on your hands, you'd be forced to put it towards something useful instead of creepy.
11. Say anything bad about strippers and strip clubs and get your tongue cut out.
12. Tough guys wouldn't have to be, and not-so-tough guys wouldn't have to try to be.
13. All disagreements with me would have to be settled with a game of Madden for PS2. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention that it's best out of three, I mean five, errr seven.
14. VIP rooms in clubs would be outlawed. I don't want anyone thinking they are so "cool" that they need their own room.
15. Math would be optional, not required.
16. I could take away all my mother's pain that exists in her head.
17. If you hurt an animal for anything besides basic necessity, you loose a limb. Now think of that show on animal planet with those cops that bust people of negligence against animals. Now imagine the look on the the faces of the animal abusers when those two ladies show up with machetes going "Sir, because you neglected your dog and he is severely underweight and is infested with ticks, I'm going to need you to place your arm on this piece of wood."
18. We would respect the old school!
19. You could only bring your fists to a fight.
20. Marriage would be classified as legal prostitution. Yeah, I said it.
Hmmmmmm, if the world was mine. What would you do if the world was yours?
2. Las Vegas would be the capital of the world.
3. World leaders could talk out problems and if that didn't work, break out the board games.
4. If you did something stupid, you could get sued by the company for using the product or service like an asshole. So if you are overweight and died because you decided to pop a bunch of pills with ephedrine and go running in 100 degree weather, you can be sued by Xenedrine. Plus the company can sue your parents for breeding stupidity. I'm tired of stupid people fucking it up for everyone. If you spill coffee on yourself, everyone gets to laugh at you.
Every horrible crime that you commit would result in publicly televised ass fucking. Imagine how much the crime rate would go down if there were public ass fuckings. Like the days when they chopped off your head except they get 10 big dudes to just rail you in front of millions of viewers.
P. 1 "lets go rob houses for extra money"
P. 2 "no thanks man"
P. 1 "why not?"
P. 2 "because I don't want to get caught and get publicly ass fucked. I've seen the look on those dudes faces."
You know the crime rate would go down. Nobody wants to be "that guy" for the rest of his life.
5. I'd make religious people stop scaring everybody.
6. Teachers would get paid better but would have to make learning fun and not just pick up a check. There are so many ways a teacher can make the shit interesting and fun but they stick to the same program.
7. The Oscars and AVN awards would blend together, creating one long but interesting movie award show.
8. Actors and musicians wouldn't be able to talk about right and wrong. "Hey you over there. You get paid a lot of money to pretend to be people in front of a camera and you over there, you sing in rhyme. That's it. You don't know anything about reality so keep your mouth shut!" Memo to all actors and musicians: STOP TAKING YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY.
9. Everybody would be free to smoke weed and do X, as long as they ran it by me first.
10. I'd make people who hang out at abortion clinics and scare people, build houses for the poor or work in homeless shelters. If you have that much free time on your hands, you'd be forced to put it towards something useful instead of creepy.
11. Say anything bad about strippers and strip clubs and get your tongue cut out.
12. Tough guys wouldn't have to be, and not-so-tough guys wouldn't have to try to be.
13. All disagreements with me would have to be settled with a game of Madden for PS2. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention that it's best out of three, I mean five, errr seven.
14. VIP rooms in clubs would be outlawed. I don't want anyone thinking they are so "cool" that they need their own room.
15. Math would be optional, not required.
16. I could take away all my mother's pain that exists in her head.
17. If you hurt an animal for anything besides basic necessity, you loose a limb. Now think of that show on animal planet with those cops that bust people of negligence against animals. Now imagine the look on the the faces of the animal abusers when those two ladies show up with machetes going "Sir, because you neglected your dog and he is severely underweight and is infested with ticks, I'm going to need you to place your arm on this piece of wood."
18. We would respect the old school!
19. You could only bring your fists to a fight.
20. Marriage would be classified as legal prostitution. Yeah, I said it.
Hmmmmmm, if the world was mine. What would you do if the world was yours?
taken at La Jolla Cove in San Diego California
5/18/11
Song of The Day 5-18-11
I like this song don't judge me LOL. It is a cover which is better than the original.
Breathe Carolina - See You Again
Breathe Carolina - See You Again
Bathroom Etiquette
I work in a building that has 3 large suites, 2 of them share a bathroom. The mens room has one stall and one urinal for 20+ guys to share. Since this is a corporate setting I have come up with a set of rules I wish everyone would follow.
1. Clean up your mess you dirty bastards.
2. If you do something horrible in the stall try and clean it up or at least give it a double flush, I don't want to see what you did in there.
3. If I'm in the stall and your at the urinal don't talk to me!
4. If I'm at the urinal and your in the stall don't talk to me!
5. If your waiting don't talk to the people using the restroom!
6. No eye contact!
7. Spray some damn air freshener, anything is better that what you just did.
If even half the people can follow these rules mens restrooms everywhere will be better for it and less of a cesspool.
1. Clean up your mess you dirty bastards.
2. If you do something horrible in the stall try and clean it up or at least give it a double flush, I don't want to see what you did in there.
3. If I'm in the stall and your at the urinal don't talk to me!
4. If I'm at the urinal and your in the stall don't talk to me!
5. If your waiting don't talk to the people using the restroom!
6. No eye contact!
7. Spray some damn air freshener, anything is better that what you just did.
If even half the people can follow these rules mens restrooms everywhere will be better for it and less of a cesspool.
5/17/11
5/16/11
What would you like to see on this blog?
Let me know in the comments I will still do a build journal and pics of my EVO X.
5/15/11
5/14/11
2008 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X
I have a 2008 EVO X. Here are some Pictures. I will be adding a build journal as I mod it. So far i have an Agency Power intake and a wingz performance tune. http://www.wingzperformance.com/ I will be getting a test pipe and cat back exhaust, a 3 port boost solenoid and the gauges to monitor it all. After the performance mods I will be getting new rims.
F1 Race Factory
F1 race factory was awesome I did 3 races and got 3rd 5th and 3rd again if you live in Phoenix you need to check it out.
http://www.f1racefactory.com/
http://www.f1racefactory.com/
5/13/11
F1 Race Factory
Heading to F1 Race factory tonight thanks to my awesome girlfriend. It will be a blast
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