I work in a building that has 3 large suites, 2 of them share a bathroom. The mens room has one stall and one urinal for 20+ guys to share. Since this is a corporate setting I have come up with a set of rules I wish everyone would follow.
1. Clean up your mess you dirty bastards.
2. If you do something horrible in the stall try and clean it up or at least give it a double flush, I don't want to see what you did in there.
3. If I'm in the stall and your at the urinal don't talk to me!
4. If I'm at the urinal and your in the stall don't talk to me!
5. If your waiting don't talk to the people using the restroom!
6. No eye contact!
7. Spray some damn air freshener, anything is better that what you just did.
If even half the people can follow these rules mens restrooms everywhere will be better for it and less of a cesspool.
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